Tuesday, March 16, 2010

galac-tricks



My sister sent me over to Jimmy McBride knowing how I'd pee pants over this ish.
How can I get Kristine to make me a galaxy quilt? Galaxy quilts!!! I'm trippin with just how awesome this stuff is.

5 comments:

Holly C M said...

Very nice quilt. Um-m. what about a different phrase to express your delight....

Angry Carp said...

I think losing bladder control is a perfectly acceptable metaphor for being really excited. You would know this if you owned a dog. I have one you can have if you're interested.

Angry Carp said...

A dog, that is, not a problem with incontinence.

Holly C M said...

Jane is not a dog. Did Angry Carp mean to imply that?

Angry Carp said...

In fact, no, Angry Carp did not mean to imply anything of the sort. From all appearances Jane is a lovely young human of the female variety: no wagging tail, opposable thumbs, nose not cold; all telling characteristics when distinguishing between dogs and humans.

No, Angry Carp was making a funny by comparing a delightful idiom to the idiotic tendency of the canine to piddle on the carpet when over excited. And yes, Angry Carp was taking a very gentle jab at Holly C M's priggish insistence on a "different phrase." Hey, free country.

Oh, and Angry Carp was semi-serious about the offer of a dog, since the one in his possession is annoying.